Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!
Good thing I wrote this speech about cosplay. It reminded me that I forgot to buy my Tsubasacon badge! Got that fixed, though.
Just got finished editing my speech! I just barely clear the time cutoff of three minutes with a usual time of 2:45. I’m good with that. I’ve got a lot to say. Now to return to my old practice of delivering this speech a million times to my mirror and camera to see how it looks and sounds to an audience!
There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.
It has been decided that Halloween season officially begins on September 1 and lasts until 11:59 p.m., October 31. There is far too much to see, do, taste, touch, listen to, scare, hide and/or run from to contain within the 31 available days in October.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Evil Supply Company official press release
August 30, 2012 at 12:56 PM Central, USA (via evilsupplyco)
2nd annual re-issue: August 31, 2013 at 10:51 AM Central, USA
3rd annual re-issue: August 31, 2014 at 11:15 AM Central, USA(via salmonking)
casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.
Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.
casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.
Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.
what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!
#and it focused on female friendships!!! her best friends were never less than her!! and older female best friends!! and didn’t pit her against vivian but had them grow into close friends!!#THE MOST IMPORTANT FEMINIST MEDIA OF OUR TIME
I WANT TO COSPLAY REALLY BADASS/SCARY CHARECTERS BUT I AM BARELY FIVE FEET TALL AND LOOK LIKE A CHILD - An angry novel by me
I want to cosplay really cute small characters but I’m really tall and look like I’m in my twenties
The sequel written by me
I only want to cosplay male characters with broad shoulders, but i have crazy girly curves.
I want to cosplay but I am broke and live with my mom - the epilogue
Too Short — Never underestimate the power of heels and perspective photography! Or ask your fellow cosplay groups to lean or sit in their pose so you appear taller!
Too Tall — Perpective photography is for you too! Just do the opposite! Take photos from above and foreshortening shots! Wear flats, and sit or lean forward in group shots! No one can tell your too tall if you sit!
Too old - Too young — Makeup, makeup, makeup! Anyone could look uber Kawaii or uber DONTFUCKWITHME if they know where to apply their bronzer and concealer! Try youtube for tutorials on the character you wanna be!
Just look at us changing with makeup magic:
Too girly - Binders, shoulder pads, and crossplay makeup has got your back!
Too poor - Cosplaying on a budget!!! We have been cosplaying for 5+ years and have never spent more than $150 on a costume!!
Cosplay is for everyone!!! Please try it!! THERE ARE NO LIMITS!
Was told to write a self-introductory speech for public speaking class.
Didn’t know what to write about.
Wrote about cosplay…
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
The biggest tragedy of Doctor Who for me is the fact that Jack never met the Ponds.
I mean, he would have liked Eleven and Amy.
He would have PURSUED Rory to the ends of the universe, and Rory would just be really confused and Amy would get super overprotective
"Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?"
can you understand why I need this
i wanted to
change the world, too.
but, i changed nothing.